Like an elephant seal
Lying in my bunk
Making some noises
Coughing and vomit funk

Please let me sleep
I explain with my watery eyes
I need my beauty time
To make my skin look nice

And sometimes in my wonderful squared metre two
The ship throws me around
I bet that’s what it feels like
With a male of that many pounds

Give me some water and food
and please stop to move
I want to feel like a macaroni penguin
Cool and chasing the waves with some groove